FUNNT SAYARI
1ii i छोकरीi बोलीi फोटोi तोi अच्छीi लगाi रखीi हैi मेंi बोलाi चान्सi मतi मारi तेरेi सेअच्छीi पटाi रखीi है।।
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2i i एकi गाँवi मेंi बाढi आईi थीi तोi मीडियाi वालेi ग्राम
सरपंचi केi पासi गएi औरi बोले:i i आपकेi गांव
कीi आबादीi सरकारीi रजिस्टरi मेंi पांचi सौi हैi औरi नदीi से
अबi तकi नौi सौi लोगi निकालेi जाi चुकेi हैं,i ऐसाi कैसे?
3ii i सरपंच:i रजिस्टरi काi हिसाब
सहीi है!i क्याi हैi किi हमारेi गांवi मेंi किसीi ने
हेलीकाप्टरi नहींi देखाi है,i वोi आर्मीi वाले
इनकोi निकालi केi किनारेi करतेi हैi औरi ये
हेलीकाप्टरi पेi चढ़नेi केi लिएi फिरi सेi पानीi मेंi कूद
जातेi हैं!!i भगवानi झूठi नi बुलाये,i मैंi खुदi हीi नौ-दसi बारi पानीi मेi कूद
चूकाi हूँi ...
😄😄😄😜
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4i i कुछi लोगोi कीi सेल्फीi देखकरi लगताi हैंi किi उनकेi फोनi मेंi फ्रंटi कैमरेi कीi जगहi पिस्तौलi होनीi चाहिएi थीi ।
5ii i कुछi लोगोi कीi सेल्फीi देखकरi लगताi हैंi किi उनकेi फोनi मेंi फ्रंटi कैमरेi कीi जगहi पिस्तौलi होनीi चाहिएi थीi ।
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FUNNT SAYARI
1i
chhokaree bolee photo to achchhee laga rakhee hai mein bola chaans mat maar
tere seachchhee pata rakhee hai..
2 ek gaanv mein baadh aaee thee to meediya vaale graam sarapanch ke paas gae aur bole: aapake gaanv kee aabaadee sarakaaree rajistar mein paanch sau hai aur nadee se ab tak nau sau log nikaale ja chuke hain, aisa kaise?
3i sarapanch: rajistar ka hisaab sahee hai! kya hai ki hamaare gaanv mein kisee ne heleekaaptar nahin dekha hai, vo aarmee vaale inako nikaal ke kinaare karate hai aur ye heleekaaptar pe chadhane ke lie phir se paanee mein kood jaate hain!! bhagavaan jhooth na bulaaye, main khud hee nau-das baar paanee me kood chooka hoon ... 😄😄😄😜
4 kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee .
5i kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee . kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee .
2 ek gaanv mein baadh aaee thee to meediya vaale graam sarapanch ke paas gae aur bole: aapake gaanv kee aabaadee sarakaaree rajistar mein paanch sau hai aur nadee se ab tak nau sau log nikaale ja chuke hain, aisa kaise?
3i sarapanch: rajistar ka hisaab sahee hai! kya hai ki hamaare gaanv mein kisee ne heleekaaptar nahin dekha hai, vo aarmee vaale inako nikaal ke kinaare karate hai aur ye heleekaaptar pe chadhane ke lie phir se paanee mein kood jaate hain!! bhagavaan jhooth na bulaaye, main khud hee nau-das baar paanee me kood chooka hoon ... 😄😄😄😜
4 kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee .
5i kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee . kuchh logo kee selphee dekhakar lagata hain ki unake phon mein phrant kaimare kee jagah pistaul honee chaahie thee .
FUNNT SAYARI
1i Chhokri said, "I have liked the photo, I said," Don't beat
the chance.
2 If there was a flood in a village, then the villages with media
Went to Sarpanch and said: Your village
Has a population of five hundred in the government register and by the
river
Till now nine hundred people have been evacuated, how so?
3i Sarpanch: Account of Register
correct! Is that someone in our village
Haven't seen a helicopter, those army men
Remove them on the side and they
Jump into the water again to climb the helicopter
Let's go !! God, don't call me a lie, I jump nine times
Missed out ...
4
Seeing the selfies of some people, it seems that their phone should have
pistol instead of front camera.
5i Seeing the selfies of some people, it seems that their phone should
have pistol instead of front camera.
Seeing the selfies of some people, it seems that their phone should have
pistol instead of front
camera.
