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1.
सुबहi
सेi दौडi
रहीi हैi
चाकूi लेकरi
पगलीi मेरेi
पीछे..i मैँनेi
तोi मजाकi
मेंi कहाi
थाi i तेराi
हीi नामi
होगा”
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2. परीक्षाi केi
बादi बच्चेi
औरi ऑपरेशनi
केi बादi
डॉक्टरi एकi
हीi चीज़i
कहतेi हैं,”i कुछi कहi
नहींi सकते,i बसi दुआi
करें
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3. “दिलi कीi
धड़कनi काi
क्याi है,i बड़ीi नाज़ुकi
सीi होतीi
है,बैंकi काi कैशियरi
हजारi केi
नोटi कोi
दोi बारi
पलटi करi
देखi लेi
तोi भीi
रुकi जातीi
है.
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4. Bluetoothi औरi
girlfriendi एकi जैसीi
होतीi है,i पासi रखोi
तोi #i Connect,दूरi रखोi
तोi #i New_Device_Found.
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6. पढi पढi
केi होi
गयाi BOREi औरi उपरi
सेi ऐi KATRINAi केहi
रहीi हैi
तेरीi Orei तेरीi Ore.
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7. मन्दिरi कीi
घण्टीi बजाi
बजाi करi
भीi थकi
चुकाi हूं,नाi जानेi
उसकेi दिलi
मेंi मेरेi
प्यारi कीi
घंटीi कबi
बजेगीi ?
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8. हरi आदमीi
अपनीi जिंदगीi
मेंi हिरोi
है,बसi कुछi लोगोi
कीi फिल्मेi
रिलीजi नहींi
होती.
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9. सिर्फi एकi
दिनi काi
एडमिनi बनकेi
देखोi ,पताi चलेगाi कितनीi
मुसिबतेi झेलनीi
पड़तीi हैi
।
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10.
i
i i आi जकलi कीi
दुनियाi मेंi
शरीफi ,i सच्चेi औरi
प्यारेi दोस्तi
मिलनाi बहुतi
हीi मुश्किलi
है,मेंi खुदi हैरानi
हूँi कीi
तुमi लोगोi
नेi मुझेi
ढूंढi कैसेi
लियाi ?
11.
i
i i गर्मीi कीi तोi
हदi हीi
होi गयी…अबi तोi
मच्छरi भीi
कानi केi
पासi आकरi
पूछताi है,भाईi खूनi
ठंडाi तोi
हैi नi ?
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12.
i
i i हi रi स्त्री,i पुरुषi केi
साथi बराबरीi
चाहतीi है,i मगरi इसi
शर्तi केi
साथi किi
चूहे,i छिपकलीi औरi
कॉकरोचi केi
साथi पुरुषi
अकेलेi हीi
निपटेगाi !
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13.
i
i कुड़ीi i कैंदीi बेबीi
i पहलेi i जैगुआरi i लेi
i लियोi …i i मुहi i देखi
i अपनाi i आईi i बड़ीi
i जैगुआरi i मांगने
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14.
i
i i i i आइनाi जबi भीi
उठायाi करो..i
"पहलेi देखो"...फिरi
"दिखायाi करो".!!
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15.
i
i लोगi रोजi नसेंi
काटतेi हैंi
प्यारi साबितi
करनेi केi
लिये,i लेकिनi कोईi
सूईi भीi
नहीi चुभनेi
देता..i "रक्तi
दान"i केi
लिए।…
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16.
i
i जबi तकi येi
दिलi धडकताi
रहेगाi तबi
तकi ईसi
ग्रुपi मेम्बर्सi
कीi दोस्तीi
बनीi रहेगी
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17.
i
i मतi देखi ऐi हँसीनाi मुझेi
तूi यूँi
“हँसतेi हँसते”मेरेi कमीनेi
दोस्तोंi नेi
देखi लियाi
तोi कहेंगें“भाभीi नमस्ते-नमस्ते”#
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18.
i
i i पुलिसi किi हटतीi
तोi #सबकीफटतीi है….लेकिनi जबi #मेरीi फोटोi #Whatsappi याi Facebooki पेi डलतीहै,i तोi #i अच्छेi अच्छोi
कीi जलतीहैi
..
19.
i
i आजi केi व्हॉट्सऐपीयाँi
युगi मेंi
हुआi आसानi
चरित्रi पहचान,लास्टi सीनi
छुपानेi वालाi
होi सकताi
हैi बईमान….
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20.
i i i i i Hamarei ठिकानेi
मेi सिर्फi
दोi हीi
logi कदमi रखतेi
है…i जिनकाi फौलादीi
जीगरi होi
याi जिनकाi
zErOi फिगरi हो…
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21.
i
i i i बेशकi हमारीi गेंगi
छोटीi है..i
परi सदस्यi
उसमेंi सारेi
सुलतानi मिर्जाi
जैसेi रखतेi
है…
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1. subah se daud rahee hai chaakoo lekar pagalee mere peechhe..
mainne to majaak mein kaha tha tera hee naam hoga”
2. pareeksha ke baad bachche aur opareshan ke
baad doktar ek hee cheez kahate hain,” kuchh kah nahin sakate, bas dua karen
3. “dil kee
dhadakan ka kya hai, badee naazuk see hotee hai,baink ka kaishiyar hajaar ke
not ko do baar palat kar dekh le to bhee ruk jaatee hai.
4. bluaitooth aur girlfriaind ek jaisee hotee
hai, paas rakho to # chonnaicht,door rakho to # naiw_daivichai_found.
5. . 6. padh padh ke ho gaya borai aur upar se
ai katrin keh rahee hai teree orai teree orai.
7. mandir
kee ghantee baja baja kar bhee thak chuka hoon,na jaane usake dil mein mere
pyaar kee ghantee kab bajegee ?
8. har
aadamee apanee jindagee mein hiro hai,bas kuchh logo kee philme rileej nahin
hotee.
9. sirph ek
din ka edamin banake dekho ,pata chalega kitanee musibate jhelanee padatee hai
.
10. aa
jakal kee duniya mein shareeph , sachche aur pyaare dost milana bahut hee
mushkil hai,mein khud hairaan hoon kee tum logo ne mujhe dhoondh kaise liya ?
11. garmee
kee to had hee ho gayee…ab to machchhar bhee kaan ke paas aakar poochhata
hai,bhaee khoon thanda to hai na ?
12. ha ra
stree, purush ke saath baraabaree chaahatee hai, magar is shart ke saath ki
choohe, chhipakalee aur kokaroch ke saath purush akele hee nipatega !
13. kudee
kaindee bebee pahale jaiguaar le liyo … muh dekh apana aaee badee jaiguaar
maangane 14. aaina jab bhee uthaaya karo.. "pahale dekho"...phir
"dikhaaya karo".!!
15. log roj
nasen kaatate hain pyaar saabit karane ke liye, lekin koee sooee bhee nahee
chubhane deta.. "rakt daan" ke lie.…
16. jab tak
ye dil dhadakata rahega tab tak ees grup membars kee dostee banee rahegee
17. mat dekh ai hanseena mujhe too yoon “hansate
hansate”mere kameene doston ne dekh liya to kahengen“bhaabhee
namaste-namaste”#
18. pulis
ki hatatee to #sabakeephatatee hai….lekin jab #meree photo #whatsapp ya
fachaibook pe dalateehai, to # achchhe achchho kee jalateehai ..
19. aaj ke
vhotsaipeeyaan yug mein hua aasaan charitr pahachaan,laast seen chhupaane vaala
ho sakata hai baeemaan….
20. hamarai
thikaane me sirph do hee log kadam rakhate hai… jinaka phaulaadee jeegar ho ya
jinaka zairo phigar ho…
21. beshak hamaaree geng chhotee hai.. par
sadasy usamen saare sulataan mirja jaise rakhate hai…
English
1. Running
with a knife, Pagli is running after me .. I jokingly said that your name will
be "
2. Children
after the examination and doctors after the operation say the same thing,
"Can't say anything, just pray
3. “What is
the heartbeat, it is very delicate, even if the cashier of the bank turns over
the thousand notes twice and stops.
4. Bluetooth
and girlfriend are same, keep it close, # Connect, keep it away, #
New_Device_Found.
5..
6. Reading
is done BORE and from the top, KATRINA is saying your Ore your Ore.
7. I am
tired of ringing the temple, do not know when my love bell will ring in its
heart?
8. Every man
has a hero in his life, just some people films are not released.
9. Be an
admin for just one day, you will know how difficult it is to suffer.
10. It is
very difficult to find good, true and dear friends in the world of Aa Jakal, I
am surprised myself how you people found me?
11. The
summer is over… Now even the mosquito comes near the ear and asks, brother, is
the blood cold?
12. Our
woman wants to be at par with the man, but with the condition that the man will
deal alone with rats, lizards and cockroaches!
13. Kudi
Candi Baby First Jaguar Le Leo… See your mouth asking for big Jaguar
14. Whenever
mirror is raised .. "Look first" ... then "Show". !!
15. People
cut nerves every day to prove love, but no one even gives a needle to prick ..
for "blood donation".…
16. As long
as this heart beat, the friendship of this group members will remain
17. Don't
see me laughing like this, "You laugh while laughing" My bastard
friends have seen me, then I will say "bhabhi namaste-namaste" #
18. If the
police moves, then #All is hurting… .But when #My photo goes on #Whatsapp or
Facebook, #Good is burning of good ..
19. Easy
character recognition that happened in today's WhatsApp era, may be a concealer
of the last scene….
20. Hamare
has only two log steps in the hideout… Those who have zigzag or zErO figure…
21. Of
course our gang is small .. but the members keep all Sultan Mirza in it…
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