1. येi तोi
अच्छाi हैi
मेरेi दोस्तोंi
के
हरi
ख़्वाबi पूरेi
नहींi होते
वरनाi
हमi किन-किनi
को
2. यहाँi ज़िन्दगीi
कीi लोकेशनi
पताi नहीं
3. मतi निकालोi
मेराi जनाज़ाi
उसकीi गलीi
सेi यारों;
वर्नाi
उसकीi माँi
कहेगीi किi
i i i i –
4. उधरi आपi
मजबूरi बैठेi
हैं;i इधरi हमi
खामोशi बैठेi
है;
6. मंजिलेi हैi
तोi रास्तेi
है;i रास्तेi हैi
तोi मुश्किलें;
हिम्मतi
हैi तो,i एसi एम्i
एसi करो!
7. बेकारi हैi
वोi लोगi
जोi अपनेi
लवरi कोi
मिसकियाi करतेi
हैं;
अरेi
मिसi करनाi
हैi तोi
मच्छरi कोi
करो;
8. कोईi आँखोंi
सेi बातi
करi लेताi
है;i कोईi आँखोंi
मेंi मुलाक़ातi
करi लेताi
है;
9. बसi इतनाi
हीi कहाi
थाi मैंनेi
किi तेरेi
प्यारi मेंबरसोंi
सेi प्यासाi
हूँi सनम;
10.
तारीफi
केi काबिलi
हमi कहाँi
चर्चाi तोi
आपकीi चलतीi
है!
सबi
कुछi तोi
हैi आपकेi
पासi बसi
सींगi औरi
पूंछi कीi
कमीi खलतीi
है!
Funny status
11.
सोचताi
हूँi कंजूसोंi
काi एकi
डिपार्टमेंटi बनाऊ;i चेयरमैनi कीi
कुर्सीi परi
आपकोi बिठाऊ;
दुनियाi
सेi आपi
कोi चंदाi
दिलवाऊ;
12.
जबi
मैंi मरुँi
,i तोi शांतिi
सेi जानाi
चाहताi हूँi
,i जैसेi मेरेi
दादाi जीi
चलेi गएi
–i सोतेi हुएi
i नाi किi उनकीi
कारi मेंi
बैठेi पैसेंजर्सi
कीi तरहi
चीखतेi –चिल्लातेi
23.
अगरi
आपi एकi
लेखकi सेi
चुरातेi हैंi
तोi येi
साहित्यिकi चोरीi
हैi ;i अगरi कईi
सेi चुरातेi
हैंi तोi
येi अनुसंधानi
है
24.
अगरi
आपकोi येi
लगताi हैi
किi किसीi
कोi इसकीi
चिंताi नहींi
किi आपi
ज़िंदाi भीi
हैंi ,i तोi बसi
कारi कीi
कुछi किश्तेंi
जमाi नाi
करिये
1. ye to achchha hai mere doston ke har khvaab poore nahin hote
varana ham kin-kin ko bhaabhee jee kahakar bulaate!
2. yahaan
zindagee kee lokeshan pata nahin aur fon kamabakht googal maip ko apadet karane
ko bol raha hai
3. !mat
nikaalo mera janaaza usakee galee se yaaron; varna usakee maan kahegee ki –
kameena marate-marate bhee ek raund laga gaya”
4. udhar
aap majaboor baithe hain; idhar ham khaamosh baithe hai; baat ho to kaise ho;
jab donon taraph do kanjoos baithe hain!
5. zindagee
hai to khvaab hai; khvaab hai to manjile hai; manjile hai to raaste hai; raaste
hai to mushkilen; himmat hai to, es em es karo
6. !bekaar hai vo log jo apane lavar ko
misakiya karate hain; are mis karana hai to machchhar ko karo; jo apanee jaan
par khel kar aapako kissakiya karate hain
7. !koee
aankhon se baat kar leta hai; koee aankhon mein mulaaqaat kar leta hai; bada
mushkil hota hai javaab dena; jab koee inglish mein baat kar leta hai
8. !bas
itana hee kaha tha mainne ki tere pyaar membarason se pyaasa hoon sanam; aur
usane paanee ka paip munh mein daalakar motarachala dee!
9. taareeph ke kaabil ham kahaan charcha to
aapakee chalatee hai! sab kuchh to hai aapake paas bas seeng aur poonchh kee
kamee khalatee hai!
10. sochata
hoon kanjooson ka ek dipaartament banaoo; cheyaramain kee kursee par aapako
bithaoo; duniya se aap ko chanda dilavaoo; taaki aap se kuchh maisejs to le
paoo
11. !jab main marun , to shaanti se jaana
chaahata hoon , jaise mere daada jee chale gae – sote hue na ki unakee kaar
mein baithe paisenjars kee tarah cheekhate –chillaate
12. hamesha
ek niraashaavaadee se paise udhaar lo vah isake vaapas aane kee ummeed nahin
karega
13. pahale doktar ne mujhe achchhee khabar dee
: mere naam pe ek bimaaree ka naam rakha jaane vaala hai
14. ek
saphal aadamee vo hai jo apanee beevee ke kharche se jyaada kama sake ek saphal
aurat vo hotee hai jo aisa aadamee khoj sake
15.
tamaatar ek phal hai ye jaanana gyaan hai; use phroot salaad mein na daalana
buddhimatta hai 16. ophend karane se theek pahale log ‘no ophens’ kyon bolate
hain
17. mujhe
dedlains pasand hain unake nikalate samay aane vaalee vushashash kee aavaaz
mujhe achchhee lagatee hai
18. kuchh
bhee ho jae shaadee karo agar tumhe achchhee patnee milatee hai , tum khush ho
jaoge , agar tumhe kharaab patnee milatee hai , tum ek daarshanik ban jaoge
19. mainne
bhagavaan se ek baik maangee , lekin mujhe pata hai bhagavaan aise kaam nahin
karate isalie mainne ek baik chura lee aur kshama maang lee
20. jhooth
bolane ka sabase achchha tareeka hai sach bol do … saavadhaanee se banaaya gaya
sach
21. kisee
moorkh ke saath bahas mat karo vo tumhe apane star tak gira dega aur tumhe
apane anubhav se peetega
22. charch
jaana aapako utana hee krishchan banaata hai jitana garaaj mein khada hona
aapako kaar banaata hai.
23. agar aap ek lekhak se churaate hain to ye
saahityik choree hai ; agar kaee se churaate hain to ye anusandhaan hai
24. agar
aapako ye lagata hai ki kisee ko isakee chinta nahin ki aap zinda bhee hain ,
to bas kaar kee kuchh kishten jama na kariye
25. aisa kaise hai ki laaparavaahee se phenkee
ek maachis jangal kee aag shuroo kar sakatee hai , lekin kaimp phaayar shuroo
karane ke lie pooree dibbee lag jaatee hai
1. That's
good my friends
Not all
dreams come true
Otherwise we
should
Brother-in-law
used to call
2. Location
of life is not known here
And the
phone is talking to update the fucking google map
3. Do not
take my life away from her street;
Otherwise
his mother would say -
Fucking, you
got a round while dying "
4. There you
are forced; Here we are sitting silently;
How are you?
When two stingers are sitting on both sides!
5. Life is
dream; If there is a dream, it is possible;
If there is
a floor, there is a way; Troubles are on the way;
If you dare,
do SMS
6.! It is
useless people who misbehave their lover;
Hey, if you
want to miss then do the mosquito;
Who play you
on your life and kiss you
7.! Someone
speaks with eyes; Someone meets in the eyes;
It is very
difficult to answer; When someone talks in english
8.! I just
said that I am thirsty for your love members, dear!
And he put
the water pipe in the mouth and drove it!
9. Where do
we discuss praise worthy of you?
Everything
is there, you just miss horn and tail!
10. Think I
should make a department of miser; Make you sit on the chairman's chair;
Make you
donate to the world;
So that you
can take some messages from me
11.! When I
die, I want to go in peace, as my grandfather left - not sleeping but screaming
like a passenger sitting in his car - shouting
12. Always
borrow money from a pessimist, he will not expect it to come back
13. The
first doctor gave me good news: a disease is going to be named after me.
14. A successful
man is one who can earn more than his wife's expenses, a successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
15. It is
wisdom to know that tomato is a fruit; It is wise not to put it in the fruit
salad
16. Why do
people say 'No Offense' just before they get off?
17. I love
deadlines, I love the sound of wushshsh coming out of them.
18. Whatever
happens, get married if you get a good wife, you will be happy, if you get a
bad wife, you will become a philosopher.
19. I asked
God for a bike, but I know God does not work so I stole a bike and apologized
20. The best
way to tell lies is to tell the truth… carefully made truth
21. Don't
argue with a fool, he will lower you to his level and beat you with his
experience
22. Going to
church makes you as much a Christian as standing in a garage makes you a car.
23. If you
steal from a writer, it is plagiarism; If you steal from many then this is
research
24. If you
feel that no one is worried that you are alive, then just do not deposit some
installments of the car
25. How is
it that a matchbox thrown carelessly can start a forest fire, but it takes the
whole coach to start a ca






















Very funny G
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