Funny-status very funny status in hindi & english
1.
गुस्साi
तोi बहुतi
आयाi जबi
वोi कमीनीi
बोलीi -i 'Just_Go_To_Hell'i ...i लेकिनi उसकीi
Friendi कोi देखi
केi दिलबोलाi
-i All_Is_Welli ...i All_Is_Well
2.
आजकलi
कीi लड़कीयाi
अगरi गंगाi
स्नानi करनेi
जाये,i तोi पहलेi
फोटोi खींचकरi
स्टेटसi अपडेटi
करेंगी!i Bathingi @i गंगाi ...i
Feelingi #i पवित्र
3.
सांताi
नेi चैलेंजi
कियाi कीi
वोi कुतुबमीनारi
कोi सरi
पेi रखi
केi मुंबईi
लेi जायेगा,i सारेi न्यूज़i
वालेi वहi
पोहचi गए.i
सांताi बोलाi
बसi कोईi
उठाi करi
केi सरi
पेi रखi
दो।
4.
जबi
बच्चाi Honeyi Singhi काi गानाi
सुननाi छोड़करi
Arijiti Singhi काi गानाi
सुननेi लगेi
तोi समझi
लिजिएi किi
येi पुछनेi
काi वक्तi
आi गयाi
-i बेटाi
क्याi नामi
हैi उसi
लड़कीi का?
5.
Woi बोलीi मेंi
तुझसेi दूरi
जाi रहीi
हूँ,i दूरi बहुतi
दूरi -i हमi भीi
बड़ेi रहेम्i
#Dili है,i 500i काi नोटi
देi केi
बोलi दियाi
-i लेi
रास्तेi मेंi
कुछi खा_पीi लियो!
6.
कभीi
कभीi तोi
आपi लोगi
इतनीi अच्छीi
पोस्टi करतेi
होi किi
सोचताi हूँi
ताजमहलi केi
मजदूरोंi कीi
तरहi आपकीi
कीi अंगुलियाi
काटi दूँ
7.
एकi
आदमीi होशयारीi
झाड़i रहाi
थाi –i “लोहाi लोहेi
कोi काटताi
हैi औरi
हीराi हीरेi
को…”.i तभीi पीछेi
सेi आकरi
एकi कुत्तेi
नेi उसेi
काटi लिया…!
8.
एकi
आदमीi नेi
फेसबुकi पेi
स्टेटसi डाला,i 'आजi मैंi
छतi परi
सोऊँगा!'i फिरi क्याi
थाi ...i
पन्द्रहi मच्छरोंi
नेi लाइकi
करi दिया...!
9.
मेंi
Aashiqii केi उसi
Leveli परi हु,i जहाँi सेi
Ishqi uninstalli भीi नहींi
होi सकताi
है…
10.
अंग्रेजi
कोi मच्छरi
काटi रहेi
थे,i उसनेi सारीi
लाइटi बंदi
करदी,i तभीi रूमi
मेंi जुगनूi
आया...i अंग्रेजi
-i Oi MYi GODi इंडियाi काi
मच्छरi सालाi
टोर्चi लेकरi
ढूंढ़i रहाi
है.
11.
कुछi
लड़केi Bikei ऐसेi
चलातेi हैं,i जैसेi अपनेi
घरi परi
बोलi करi
आयेi हो,i याi तोi
मैi आऊंगा,i याi फिरi
मेरेi मरनेi
कीi खबर…
12.
अरेi
#Baby_Friendshipi करनेi काi
तोi #i Sirfi बहानाi है,i बातi तोi
करi #i i_promisei ,i #Proposei तुi
सामनेi सेi
करेगी..!
13.
तीनi
हीi उसूलi
हैi हमारीi
जिंदगीi केi
आवेदनi ,i निवेदनi औरi
फिरi भीi
नi मानेi
तोi देi
दनाi दनi
!!
14.
हमi
वोi #हस्ती💃i
हैi .....✌
जिनकीi #Hobbyi सिर्फi #मोज_मस्तीi हैi :::
जिनकीi #Hobbyi सिर्फi #मोज_मस्तीi हैi :::
15.
जिसकाi
कोईi नहीं,i उसकाi 'Google'i हैं,i यारोi ।
16.
दादागिरीi
तोi हमi
मरनेi केi
बादi भीi
करेंगे,i लोगi पैदलi
चैलेगेi औरi
हमi कंधोi
परi ।
17.
ज़िंदगीi
भीi विडियोi
गेमi सीi
होi गयीi
है,i सालाi एकi
लैवलi क्रॉसi
करोi तोi
अगलाi लैवलi
औरi मुश्किलi
आi जाताi
हैंi ।
18.
वोi
पगलीi बोलीi
यूँi रोजi
रोजi DPi बदलनेi सेi
कुछi नहीi
होगा,i अगरi इतनाi
हीi Handsomei है,i तोi मुझेi
पटाकरi दिखा
19.
बड़ाi
अजीबi साi
ख़ौफ़i थाi
उसi शेरi
कीi आँखोंi
मे,i जिसनेi जंगलi
मेi रावi
साहबi कीi
जूतियोंi केi
निशानi देखेi
थे
20.
अपनीi
बीवीi काi
जन्मदिनi नi भूलनेi काi
सबसेi अच्छाi
तरीकाi हैi
कीi आपi
सिर्फi एकi
बारi उसेi
भूलi जायें...
21.
अबi
लोगi कहेतेi
है,i तुi बहोतi
बुराi बनi
गयाi है,i मैनेi भीi
कहi दियाi
अच्छाi थाi
तबi कोनसाi
मेडलi मिलi
गयाi थाi
।
22.
आत्महत्याi
करi लीi
गिरगिटi नेi
सुसाइडi नोटi
छोडकर,i अबi इंसानi
सेi ज्यादाi
मैंi रंगi
नहींi बदलi
सकताi ।
23.
रामi
चन्द्रi कहi
गएi सियाi
सेi ऐसाi
कलियुगi आएगा,दोनोi तरफi
सेi होंगेंi
मैसेजi फोनi
कभीi नाi
आएगा.
24.
पहलेi
दोi लोगi
लड़तेi थेi
तोi तीसराi
छुड़वाताi था,.......आजकलi वीडियोi
रिकॉर्डिंगi करताi
है।
25.
😭😪:'(हरi मम्मीi चाहतीi
हैi उसकीi
बहूi चॉदi
सीi होi
चाहेi ख़ुदi
नेi क्रिसi
गेलi पैदाi
कियाi हो😜😜😜😜
1 gussa to bahut aaya jab vo kameenee bolee -
just_go_to_haill ... lekin usakee friaind ko dekh ke dilabola - all_is_waill
... all_is_wail
2. aajakal
kee ladakeeya agar ganga snaan karane jaaye, to pahale photo kheenchakar stetas
apadet karengee! bathing @ ganga ... faiailing # pavitr
3. saanta ne
chailenj kiya kee vo kutubameenaar ko sar pe rakh ke mumbee le jaayega, saare
nyooz vaale vah pohach gae. saanta bola bas koee utha kar ke sar pe rakh do.
4. jab
bachcha honaiy singh ka gaana sunana chhodakar arijit singh ka gaana sunane
lage to samajh lijie ki ye puchhane ka vakt aa gaya - beta kya naam hai us
ladakee ka?
5. wo bolee
mein tujhase door ja rahee hoon, door bahut door - ham bhee bade rahem #dil
hai, 500 ka not de ke bol diya - le raaste mein kuchh kha_pee liyo!
6. kabhee kabhee
to aap log itanee achchhee post karate ho ki sochata hoon taajamahal ke
majadooron kee tarah aapakee kee anguliya kaat doon
7. ek aadamee hoshayaaree jhaad raha tha –
“loha lohe ko kaatata hai aur heera heere ko…”. tabhee peechhe se aakar ek
kutte ne use kaat liya…!
8. ek
aadamee ne phesabuk pe stetas daala, aaj main chhat par sooonga! phir kya tha
... pandrah machchharon ne laik kar diya...!
9. mein
aashiqi ke us laivail par hu, jahaan se ishq uninstall bhee nahin ho sakata
hai…
10. angrej
ko machchhar kaat rahe the, usane saaree lait band karadee, tabhee room mein
juganoo aaya... angrej - o my god indiya ka machchhar saala torch lekar dhoondh
raha hai.
11. kuchh ladake bikai aise chalaate hain,
jaise apane ghar par bol kar aaye ho, ya to mai aaoonga, ya phir mere marane
kee khabar…
12. are #baby_friaindship karane ka to # sirf
bahaana hai, baat to kar # i_promisai , #proposai tu saamane se karegee..!
13. teen hee
usool hai hamaaree jindagee ke aavedan , nivedan aur phir bhee na maane to de
dana dan !!
14. ham vo
#hastee💃 hai .....✌ jinakee #hobby sirph #moj_mastee hai :::
15. jisaka koee nahin, usaka googlai hain,
yaaro .
16. daadaagiree to ham marane ke baad bhee
karenge, log paidal chailege aur ham kandho par .
17. zindagee
bhee vidiyo gem see ho gayee hai, saala ek laival kros karo to agala laival aur
mushkil aa jaata hain .
18. vo
pagalee bolee yoon roj roj dp badalane se kuchh nahee hoga, agar itana hee
handsomai hai, to mujhe pataakar dikha
19. bada
ajeeb sa khauf tha us sher kee aankhon me, jisane jangal me raav saahab kee
jootiyon ke nishaan dekhe the
20. apanee beevee ka janmadin na bhoolane ka
sabase achchha tareeka hai kee aap sirph ek baar use bhool jaayen...
21. ab log kahete hai, tu bahot bura ban gaya
hai, maine bhee kah diya achchha tha tab konasa medal mil gaya tha .
22. aatmahatya kar lee giragit ne susaid not
chhodakar, ab insaan se jyaada main rang nahin badal sakata .
23. raam chandr kah gae siya se aisa kaliyug
aaega,dono taraph se hongen maisej phon kabhee na aaega.
24. pahale
do log ladate the to teesara chhudavaata tha,.......aajakal veediyo rikording
karata hai.
25. 😭😪:(har
mammee chaahatee hai usakee bahoo chod see ho chaahe khud ne kris gel paida
kiya ho😜😜😜😜
1. Anger
came very much when that bastard said - 'Just_Go_To_Hell' ... but seeing his
friend, he was heartbroken - All_Is_Well ... All_Is_Wel
2. If
today's girls go to take a bath in the Ganges, they will first take a photo and
update the status! Bathing @ Ganges ... Feeling # Holy
3. Santa
challenged that he would take Qutub Minar to Mumbai, but he went to Pohch with
all the news. Santa said, just pick someone up and put it on the head.
4. When the
child stopped listening to the song of Honey Singh and started listening to the
song of Arijit Singh, understand that the time has come to ask - what is the
name of that girl, son?
5. I am
going far away from you in Wo Boli, far too far - we are too big #Dil, give a
note of 500 and said - take some food on the way, Leo!
6. Sometimes
you post so well that I think like the workers of Taj Mahal, I will cut your
fingers
7. A man was
sweeping hosiery - "Iron cuts iron and diamond cuts diamond ...".
Just then, a dog biting him came from behind…!
8. A man put
a status on Facebook, 'Today I will sleep on the terrace!' What was it then…
fifteen mosquitoes like…!
9. I am at
that level of Aashiqi, from where Ishq cannot even uninstall…
10. The
British were biting mosquitoes, they turned off all the lights, then came the
firefly in the room… Englishman - O MY GOD is looking for India's mosquito with
a sala torch.
11. Some
boys ride bikes as if they have come home to speak, either I will come, or the
news of my death…
12. Hey,
#Sirf is an excuse to do # Baby_Friendship, #I_promise talking, # Propose you
will do it from the front ..!
13. Three
principles are our application of life, request and if you do not agree then
give it!
14. We are
that #style… .. ✌
Whose #Hobby
is just #mose_masti :::
15. Whoever
has no 'Google', Yarrow.
16.
Dadagiri, even after we die, people will walk on foot and we will be on the
shoulders.
17. Life has
also become like a video game, if you cross a level, then the next level
becomes more difficult.
18. That mad
man said that changing DP every day will not do anything, if it is so handsome,
then show me
19. There
was a strange fear in the eyes of the lion, who saw the mark of Rao Sahab's
shoes in the forest.
20. The best
way to not forget your wife's birthday is to forget it only once.
21. Now
people say, you have become very bad, I also said that it was good when you got
a medal.
22.
Chameleon commits suicide, leaving a suicide note, now I cannot change color
more than a human being.
23. Ram
Chandra said that such a Kaliyug will come from Siya, there will be a message
phone from both sides.
24. The
first two men fought, then the third was rescued, ....... Nowadays video
recording.
25. 😭😪: '(Every mother wants her
daughter-in-law to be Chod even if she has bred Chris Gayle)